IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON:
THINGS NEVER TO GIVE YOUR WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS: (author unknown)
1. A frying pan, blender, vacuum or washing machine.
2. A scale - either for weighing food or her body.
3. Perfume you say you liked when you smelled it on another woman.
4. A copy of the favorite recipe your mother always made you.
5. House shoes like your mother wears.
6. A nightgown one size too small, cut to fit waiflike models, made of
polyester, with sleeves that are so tight at the wrists they could pass
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